Why John isn’t a mechanic… Volume 1
John: Hey Slava, I noticed something wierd the other day in my clutch master cylinder. After you take the rubber cover off, there’s this big plastic cap thing at the top of it.
Slava: Wierd… let’s look at it.
John: *pops hood, removes cap*
Slava: Uh.. the only reason you can see that thing is because you have no clutch fluid. I have no idea how your clutch is working right now.
John: …
John: Oh.
Slava: You should probably add some.
John: Yeah, I think I’ll do that.